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Here’s a fun fact tho—did ya know in ancient Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out? Crazy, right? Imagine that on 42nd Street—blonde bombshells everywhere, like some horny toga party! I’d design ‘em outfits, obvs—tight, shiny, no capes! Gotta keep it practical, darlings.

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But then, I hear this weird noise. I look up, and there’s a goat on my fence! A freakin’ goat! I’m like, “Really? I can’t even have a peaceful evening?” I chase it off, and it just stares at me like, “What’s your problem, dude?”