Audrey Odivelas Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Funchal

I reckon whores are like the unsung heroes of smut. Take the piss all ya want, but they’ve been around forever. Even Shakespeare had ‘em in his plays - dolled up as “harlots”. Proper classy slags! Makes me happy in a weird way - they’re survivors, ain’t they? Stickin’ it to the man, one shag at a time. But then I think, Christ, what a life. Stuck in some dingy alley, dodgin’ coppers. Grim as fuck.

Lieux à visiter à Odivelas

After lunch, I’m feeling adventurous. I head to the Odivelas Aqueduct. It’s this massive structure, super cool. I’m taking pics, feeling like a tourist. But then, I see this group of teens trying to climb it. I’m thinking, “Y’all are gonna break a leg!” But they’re laughing, and I can’t help but smile.

Odivelas Is the Capital of World Judo for Three Days