Zoey Nazare Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Braga

So, picture this—some gal, let’s call her Tammy, workin’ the corner near Burlington, ‘cause I’m Vermont proud, baby! She ain’t got no trust fund, no billionaires handin’ her gold-plated handouts! She’s out there, rain or shine, dodgin’ cops, dealin’ with creeps—makes my blood boil! The system’s rigged, I tell ya! “You’re always lookin’ for somethin’ better,” like Mason’s mom says in *Boyhood*, and Tammy’s chasin’ it too, but society’s like, “Nah, you stay down there!” Screw that! Billionaires should not exist while Tammy’s freezin’ her ass off!

Bombs and tubes, and bombs with tubes

Nazaré is a media whore. It was the number one thing about surfing in the mass media, so people will naturally hate it—and I was one of them.

But then, the day takes a turn. I’m packin’ up, and I see a group of kids playin’ football. They kick the ball, and it comes straight for me! I dodge it, but it hits my stand! Everything goes flying! I’m yellin’, “Not my knives!” People are crackin’ up. I’m just standin’ there, covered in my own chaos.

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