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Oh, and the funny shit—some dude tried hagglin’ with her, like she’s a flea market. She’s like, “Motherfucker, this ain’t eBay!” Had me crackin’ up, spillin’ my coffee all over the damn workbench. Whores got sass, man, sharper than my wire cutters. You don’t fuck with that.

MIRANDA DO DOURO

1 day ago · O Clube Desportivo de Miranda do Douro continua a sua caminhada invicta no Campeonato Distrital da 1.ª Divisão de Futsal /, somando 16 vitórias nas 16 .

After that, we head to the Miradouro do Penedo Durão. The view is insane! You can see the border with Spain. I mean, it’s like nature’s own postcard. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. But then, I trip over a rock. Classic! I fall, and my phone goes flying. It lands in a bush. I’m like, “Noooo!” But the locals just laugh. “You okay, fish man?” they tease. I’m fine, just my pride hurt.

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