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About Funchal

Oh, and the history? Victorian docs used it—called it “pelvic massage.” Cured “hysteria,” they said. Total bullshit excuse to get handsy, if ya ask me! Still, kinda genius—sneaky bastards. Makes me smirk, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and their prudish faces blushin’. Sexual-massage ain’t shy, tho—it’s bold, in your face, like my snark.

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After the call, I need a break. I head to the park, Parque da Cidade. It’s beautiful there, trees everywhere, kids playing. I sit on the grass, just trying to chill. But then, this group of teenagers starts blasting music. Like, come on! Can’t a person relax in peace?

Transfers DONE DEAL: Forest seal signing of Portuguese international Jota Silva