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About Coimbra

Hiss! Precious, listen up, yesss! Me, Gollum, barista by day, creepin’ by night—got thoughts on this *whore*, see? Not just any slag, mind you, but one that’s got me twitchin’ like a tweaker on a bender. Reminds me of *No Country for Old Men*, that flick I’d kill for—coin toss vibes, fate spinnin’ like a mad bastard. “Call it, friendo,” I’d hiss at her, see if she’s got guts or just a pretty gob.

Living in Faro: A Guide for Foreigners

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First off, I hit up Rua de Santo António for my morning coffee. You know, the one place that serves the best bica? Yeah, that one. I’m standing there, waiting, and this tourist—like, seriously, dude—tries to order in English. I mean, c’mon, we’re in Portugal! So, I help him out, and he’s all grateful. I’m like, “No prob, just don’t ask for a ‘latte’ here, okay?” 😂

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