Julia Esmoriz Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Setubal

Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t hatin’. She’s out there doin’ her, and I’m over here tryna keep folks from rear-endin’ each other. But if I catch her flirtin’ with my nephew? Ooooh, I’mma be hotter than a skillet! I’ll say, “Accept the mystery, honey!”—yep, Coen brothers style—‘cause she ain’t unravelin’ my family! Halleluyer, keep her away from my kin, Lord! That’s my story—messy, loud, and full of her foolishness!

SURF CAMP, SURF GUEST HOUSE & SURF SCHOOL

Esmoriz (Portuguese pronunciation: [ɨʒmuˈɾiʃ]) is a Portuguese city located 25 kilometers (16 mi) south of Porto. It is a freguesia ("parish") of the municipality of Ovar, and part of the Região .

So, I’m chugging this bitter brew, and I’m like, “Whatever, I’ll just write some lyrics.” I found a bench near the beach, you know, by the dunes. The waves were crashing, and I was vibing. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my second pastel! I’m just sitting there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I mean, I know seagulls are thieves, but this was next level.

Sound Waves Festival prepares its 16th edition in Esmoriz