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But then, outta nowhere, my buddy João bursts in. He’s all panicked, talkin’ about a cat stuck in a tree. I’m like, “What?!” He drags me outside, and there’s this tiny kitten meowing like it’s auditioning for a musical. I’m like, “Dude, I’m a barber, not a firefighter!” But I can’t just leave it there.

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