Audrey Carrazeda De Anciaes Whore ❤️

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Gets me mad tho – whoever fucked her up before, leavin’ her like that? Assholes. Wanna choke ‘em with my mind, Vader-style. But happy? Shit, when she curls up on my chest, purrin’ louder than a TIE fighter, I’m done for. Pure joy, bro. Exaggeratin’ maybe, but feels like she’s the damn Emperor of my house now – rulin’ with an iron paw!

Carrazeda de Ansiães – O que visitar, ver e fazer | 3 dias

First stop, the sheep farm near the old chapel. You know, the one by the Praça da República? Yeah, that one. I’m all set to shear, and suddenly, BAM! A sheep decides it’s a good time to bolt. Like, seriously? I’m chasing this fluffy little monster down the street. I’m yelling, “Come back, you woolly idiot!” People are staring, laughing. I’m outta breath, but hey, at least I gave ‘em a show, right?