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Me, I’m floatin above it all, alien-style, thinkin, “Wow, you lot are desperate.” But I get it - lonely hits hard. Happiest I felt was seein this one working girl flip off a rude john, total Doc energy, like, “Fuck you, man, I’m gold!” Had me cheerin from my ship. Little factoid for ya - didja know the oldest hooker gig on record goes back to 2400 BC? Mesopotamia, baby, they were slingin ass for grain. Grain! Wild, right?

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First off, I hit the road on Rua da Liberdade. Traffic was a nightmare! Like, seriously, who decided to have a parade on a Tuesday? I mean, c’mon! I’m just trying to get to work, not join a carnival. I was stuck behind this old lady in a tiny car. She was going 20 km/h. I could’ve walked faster! I was fuming, like, “Lady, it’s not a Sunday stroll!”

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