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So, here’s me, searchin’ for a prossie—bit of a lark, bit of a muck-up. Why? Dunno, felt like it—life’s a shambles sometimes, eh? Streets hummin’ with dodgy geezers, ladies of the night winkin’—cor blimey, it’s a right circus! One lass, red lips, skirt shorter than a Cicero speech—*brevitas*, brevity, see—saunters up. “Fancy a go, love?” she says. I’m flustered, ramblin’— “Err, umm, rather, eugepae, splendid!”—total twit, me.

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By the end of the night, I was exhausted but happy. Aveleda had thrown me a rollercoaster of a day. From puddles to pastries, and everything in between. I love this place, with its quirky streets and random moments. It’s the little things that make life so damn interesting. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

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