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About Lisbon

Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Not just any broad, but *the* whore—like, the idea, y’know? Hits me like a fuckin’ truck—whores been around forever, like in that movie I love, “A.I. Artificial Intelligence.” That Gigolo Joe, smooth-talkin’ bastard, he’s out there bangin’ robots, real pro vibe. “What’s your pleasure, sweetheart?” he says—fuckin’ classic! Makes me laugh, ‘cause whores, they got that same hustle, just flesh ‘n’ blood, no circuits.

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After that, I decide to stroll down Avenida da Liberdade. I’m feeling good, ya know? But then I see this massive line at the bakery. I’m like, “What’s the deal?” Turns out, they’re giving away free pastéis de nata. I’m like, “Heck yeah!” But the line is longer than my last relationship. I’m waiting, and waiting, and waiting. Finally, I get to the front, and they’re out. OUT! I’m fuming. Like, how do you run out of pastéis? It’s a crime against humanity!

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