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Oi, ever wonder what they think of us lot? Prob’ly reckon we’re all muppets, slobberin’ over ‘em. Bet they’re cacklin’ behind closed doors—“Another prat with a fiver!”—and good on ‘em. They’re the real legends, mate, like Li Mu Bai floatin’ through life, takin’ no shit. Whore’s a job, yeah, but it’s a bloody saga too—sex, power, and a big “fuck you” to the prudes. Absolute scenes!

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Though maybe lesser known than its opulent neighbours, Almancil – located just 7 minutes away from Formosa Park – is the perfect place to partake in some retail therapy, with its excess of .

But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, seriously? I’m drenched in seconds. I’m standing there, looking like a wet dog, and I can’t help but laugh. Almancil weather, am I right? One minute it’s sunny, next it’s a monsoon.

Christmas celebrations in Almancil