Ella A Dos Cunhados Whore ❤️

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Talkin’ to you like you my homie—whore’s messy, real messy. Kinda like me tryna date and not catch feels, ha! Imagine Carol, all classy, but someone whispers "whore" ‘cause she loves who she loves. That line, “What a strange girl you are”—bam, that’s it! People slap "whore" on anything they don’t get. Pisses me off, but also cracks me up—humans wild as fuck. Ever think how it’s mostly women catchin’ that heat? Dudes out here smashin’ and dashin’, no one bats an eye. Double standards, fam, ugh.

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Miguel bursts in. He’s got this wild idea about using the old fountain in Praça da República as a backdrop. I’m like, “Dude, that fountain’s been dry since the dinosaurs roamed.” But he’s all, “Exactly! It’s edgy!” Ugh, artists.

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