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Oi, mate, it’s me, Austin Powers! Yeah, baby! So, I’m groovin’ on this erotic-massage gig, ya dig? Picture this—dim lights, funky vibes, hands slidin’ like a slick spy. It’s all about the touch, baby, real smooth-like! Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—ya know, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—‘cept here, it’s bingo for yer bod, not scalps!

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Maybe I'll mention a few quirks. The locals here, they’re quirky too! They spend hours talkin’ about history like it’s a precious relic, passin' down legends, sometimes exaggerating just for the lolz. Me? I sometimes join their banter, sayin’ things like “like the water’s a mirror for our souls, so deep and twinkling!” We sometimes end up in these random philosophical debates in cafés, where time loses its meaning. It’s all so spontaneous, and sometimes I laught a bit too loudly, rounding off my meditations with cheeky jokes nobody understands. So perfect!

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