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Now, here’s a juicy tidbit—did ya know Nevada’s got legal brothels? Only place in the U.S. of A.! Them gals get checkups, pay taxes—heck, it’s more organized than my sock drawer! I cackle thinkin’ bout it—me, struttin’ in there with my rhinestone boots, askin’, “How much for a cuddle and a song?” Ha! I’d probly trip over my own shadow tryin’ to act sultry. Ain’t got the gumption for it—too busy beltin’ “Jolene” to wiggle my hips for cash.

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So, I’m fuming a bit, but I brush it off. I stroll down to the Douro River. The view is insane, man! The vineyards on the hills, the river sparkling like diamonds. I take a deep breath, trying to chill. But then, outta nowhere, I see this old dude trying to fish. He’s got this massive net, and I’m thinking, “What’s he trying to catch? A whale?” 😂

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