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Little known fact? Back in the ‘90s, folks used newspaper ads for this crap! Like, “Horny in Hoboken, call me!” Can you imagine? No pics, just vibes. Now it’s all swipe-right, dick-pic central. Progress, huh? Drives me nuts how dudes think “hey sexy” is a pickup line. Bro, I’m not your vending machine—work for it! Still, when it clicks, it’s gold. Like, “The world’s yours, kid,” from *A Prophet*. That rush? Addictive as hell.

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Um grupo cujo o Universo é Santa Iria da Azóia (Vila) e tem por objectivos principais: 1) Promover a identidade e conhecimento de Santa Iria de Azóia (partilha de fotos, informações, Missing: sex dating.

I woke up, sun shining through my window on Rua da Liberdade. Thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. First off, I hit the market on Avenida da República. You know, the one with all the fresh fish and veggies? I’m there, just minding my own business, when I spot this massive cod. I mean, it was like the size of a small dog! I’m thinking, “Dude, I gotta catch that!” But then, this old lady swoops in and grabs it. I’m like, “Seriously? You’re gonna take my fish?”

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