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Sex-dating’s a jungle, bro! You got Tinder, Bumble, freaky lil’ FetLife if you’re nasty. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a hustle – “You’re in or you’re out,” like César says in the movie. You gotta know the game. Met this chick once, profile said “loves hikes,” turns out she meant “hikin’ up her skirt” – surprise, Rock! Laughed my ass off, but damn, that’s clever. Little known fact: 1 in 5 profiles got fake pics – stats I dug up. Pissed me off, man! People lyin’ like that? Weak sauce.

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So, I hit the streets, right? First stop, Rua de Santa Catarina. I’m all about that vibe, but OMG, the crowd! It’s like everyone decided to shop at the same time. I’m just tryna grab a pastel de nata, but nooo, I’m stuck behind a family of five taking selfies. Like, c’mon, it’s a pastry, not the Eiffel Tower!

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