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Now, here’s a tidbit—did ya know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Them Greeks, horny bastards, called it “body worship”—slappin’ oil on wrestlers, gettin’ frisky. Surprised me, that did! Thought it was just modern spa bollocks. Nah, it’s old as me dad’s grudges. Makes ya feel alive, tho—happy as a pig in shit. But it’s pricey, innit? Pissed me off once, paid a fortune and the bird barely touched me bits—robbed blind! “Blessed are the forgetful,” I growled—another *Eternal Sunshine* gem—wished I could erase that rip-off.

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But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy Miguel. He’s stuck on Rua da Alegria. Apparently, a cat got stuck in a tree, and the fire department’s taking their sweet time. I’m like, “Dude, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But I can’t help but laugh. Only in Guifões, right?

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