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So, sex-dating—swipin’ right, hookin’ up, no strings, right? Pfft, mortals, you’re adorable. I’ve seen Asgardian orgies with less drama. It’s like Tinder’s a battlefield—dudes flexin’ gym pics, gals droppin’ thirst traps, everyone actin’ like they’re Thor-level hot. Spoiler: most ain’t. I cackle every time some loser brags “I’m 8 inches” in his bio—mate, I’ve got mischief magic, I *know* you’re lyin’. Little-known fact: back in 2018, some app crunched numbers—75% of guys get ghosted after the first bang. Brutal, yeah? Made me smirk, but also—ouch, humans, why you so flaky?

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In my heart, the neighbourhood of Quinta da Foz is like living in an endless chapter of life—every street a sentence from some hidden memoir. Now, off to the side, there's a tiny park, Jardim dos Sonhos, where I’d catch birds and stray dogs, just chillin' and musing about human nature. Sometimes, I'll be there just to watch life tick.

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