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What pisses me off? These massage parlors everywhere, actin’ all innocent – “Oh, we’re just relaxin’ ya!” Yea, right, with yer pants off! Surprised me how many folks are into it tho – even Kyle, that sneaky Jew, prolly sneaks off for one! I’d be like, “Respect my authoritah, gimme yer spot!” It’s all slimy and awkward, but damn, it’s funny picturin’ Stan gettin’ all red-faced while some lady’s whisperin’, “Relax, big boy.” Ha! Sexual-massage is a freakin’ riot – dirty, dumb, and I’m still the king!

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After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down Rua da Igreja, thinking maybe I’ll grab a coffee. But guess what? The café’s closed! I’m like, “Are you kidding me?” I need caffeine to deal with this madness. So, I head to the bakery instead. Best decision ever! I grab a pastel de nata, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. Sweet, creamy goodness. I’m feeling better already.

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