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About Funchal

So, here’s the deal—I knew this chick, right? Street name was Candy, real name probly somethin’ lame like Carol. She worked the corner by the old gas station, fuckin’ legend says she once banged a dude for a half-eaten Big Mac. Swear to God, motherfucker, I saw her one night, struttin’ in heels so broke they wobbled like a drunk asshole. Made me laugh, shit! “You’re my friend,” I wanted to yell, like Oskar in the flick, but nah, she’d just flip me off.

Portugal Guides

Azeitão – a small town near Lisbon. At first glance, nothing happens here. Although it is so peaceful here, this place attracts a lot of tourists. Why? Azeitão is famous for its wine .

After that, we decide to walk it off. We head towards the vineyards, and man, the sunset over the hills is breathtaking. I’m standing there, feeling all philosophical, like, “Life’s a rollercoaster, man.” But then, I trip over a rock. Classic me.

Bollywood comes to Portugal