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Now, little-known fact—did ya know in ancient Rome, they’d have these orgy-massage shindigs? *Massagium eroticus*, they called it—posh tosh, but true! Slaves rubbing down senators, oil everywhere, proper slippery slope—makes me chuckle, imagining some toga-clad git going, “Oh, Lucius, harder!” Got me in stitches, that does, but also—bloody hell—bit jealous, ain’t I? Why don’t we have that now, eh? Makes me angry, proper miffed—modern life’s too prim, too *sine qua non*, no fun!

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After that little detour, I head over to the Jardim das Camélias. Beautiful spot, right? I’m admiring the flowers when I spot this old lady feeding pigeons. She’s got like a hundred of ‘em around her. I’m thinking, “Lady, you’re gonna start a pigeon army!” But she’s sweet, just enjoying her day.

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