Anna Rio Grande Erotic Massage ❤️

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Last week, tried it—hated it. Lady’s hands all soft, slimy, ugh. “Relax, sir,” she says. Relax? I’d rather chop wood. Felt like that scene in *Zodiac*, “Man is the most dangerous animal.” She’s kneadin’ my shoulders, I’m plottin’ escape. Oil smelled like hippie tears—made me angry. Happy part? Got out alive, barely.

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They have students doing their hours and you can get a full body massage for ~$ Highly recommend. you lookin to get jerked off or an actual massage? Yes. both. An actual massage. .

So, I’m cruising down Rua dos Três Poderes, and outta nowhere, this dude on a bike almost wipes me out! Like, bro, you got a death wish or what? I honked, and he just gave me the finger. Classic. I laughed it off, but man, my heart was racing.

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