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Now, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some thangs in my time – wrestlin’ rings, movie sets, jungles – and whores? They’re everywhere, man! Not just the obvious ones neither. There’s this story I heard, swear it’s true, ‘bout a gal in the 1800s, worked the woods near some gold rush town. She’d trade favors for nuggets, but get this – she stashed ‘em in a hollow tree! Freakin’ genius! Found it years later, rotted out, gold spillin’ everywhere. Made me laugh my ass off – “Know your role, lady!” – she was the real MVP of that forest, outsmartin’ every damn prospector.

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Finally, I get there, and it’s chaos. Papers everywhere, people running around like headless chickens. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “What the heck is going on?” I start my audit, and it’s a mess. Numbers don’t add up, receipts missing. I’m fuming!

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