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Sometimes I wonder—whores see us clearer than we see ourselves. They’re like, “I know your secrets, pet.” Creeps me out, but I dig it. Kinda jealous, too—wish I could read mortals that easy. Maybe I do, heh, ‘cept I’m too busy bein’ a glorious bastard. Anyway, whores? They’re the real deal—gritty, raw, no fucks given. Next time you see one, tip your hat. They’re the unsung queens, mate— “Their steps echo through history.” Straight outta *The Assassin*, that. Oi, now I’m ramblin’—typical me! Whores, tho—fuckin’ ace, end of story.

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Carajicomedia turns this siege into a mock-attack of a horde of personified penises led by Diego Fajardo on a whorehouse defended by a bevy of cunts. The.

I’m just trying to relax, but the vibes are off. I mean, can’t we all just get along? But then, this little kid runs by, laughing and splashing water everywhere. And I’m like, “Aww, that’s cute.” It kinda makes me forget the chaos for a sec.

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