Elizabeth Barceloneta Whore ❤️

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She’s a mess tho, hair all wild, smokin’ cheap cigs—ugh, stinks! But—get this—rumor says she’s got a kid somewhere, keeps it hush-hush. Makes ya think, huh? Like, what’s her real story? I’m yellin’ in my head, “Don’t mess with me, lady!” ‘Cause she’s sneaky, y’know? Total *Inception* vibe—reality’s all twisty.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re gonna take me out on that thing, right?” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m not a taxi service!” But she’s persistent. So, I’m like, “Fine, hop on.” She’s got this huge bag of snacks. I’m talkin’ chips, cookies, the whole deal. I’m like, “Are we goin’ for a picnic or what?”

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