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Lemme spill some tea—did ya know sexual-massage goes way back? Yeh, ancient peeps in Asia were all ‘bout it, callin’ it tantric or some fancy shmancy word. Little secret: they’d use feathers sometimes, not just hands—feathers! Can ya imagine? Ticklin’ yer way to ecstasy, oy vey! I tried it once, up in the Rockies, this guide buddy of mine—total hottie—offered, and I’m like, “Wha—me? Sure!” Felt like floatin’ on a cloud, hon, but I was *mad* when it ended too soon. Gimme more, ya cheapskate! *nasal huff*

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So, I’m feelin’ good, right? I head over to the beach, Playa de Boquerón. The sun’s shinin’, waves crashin’. I’m ready to dive in. But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re all takin’ selfies, and one dude drops his phone in the water. I’m like, “Bro, that’s a goner!” He’s freakin’ out, and I’m just laughin’.

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