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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

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I spend the afternoon chillin’, swimmin’, and just enjoying life. But then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, what the heck? I thought we were in the dry season! I grab my stuff and run for cover. I duck into this little shack on the beach, and guess what? They’re sellin’ the best piña coladas ever! 🍹

In pictures: Drought-hit lakes in Chile come back to life after downpours - June 28, 2024