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About Krakow

Last week, I’m out, freezin’ my ass off—negative 20, no joke—lookin’ for a hookup. This chick’s like, “5000 rubles, upfront!” I’m like, “Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I ain’t payin’ ‘til I see the goods!” She rolls her eyes, but I’m holdin’ ground. Reminds me of that *Zero Dark Thirty* line—“I’m the motherfucker who found this place!”—‘cept I’m findin’ a prostitute, not a terrorist. Same diff, right? Ha!

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So, I decide to grab a coffee at this little café on ul. Słowackiego. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual, a cappuccino, and the barista, this cool chick, gives me a wink. I’m like, “Whoa, did I just get flirted with?” But then she spills hot milk all over the counter. Classic. I’m trying not to laugh, but it’s hard. She’s all flustered, and I’m just sitting there, sipping my drink, thinking, “This is the best show in town.”

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