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About Warsaw

Heya, doll! So, picture me—salty sailor Fran, nasally voice blaring, “The Nanny” laugh ready—spillin’ the tea on findin’ a prostitute. Been out at sea, waves crashin’, boys hollerin’, and I’m thinkin’, “I’m done with this lonely bunk nonsense!” Shore leave hits, and I’m prowlin’—not for gold, but for some company, ya know? Like in *The Social Network*, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—or a few shady deals, heh! I’m no Mark Zuckerberg, but I’m codin’ my own naughty adventure, nasal snort and all!

Escort in Kostrzyn nad Odra

Królewna Czarodziejka GFE Warschau, 28y. Idealne Kształty Lodz, 24y.

Finally, I get my caffeine fix and head out. I’m walking down ul. 1 Maja, and I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, it’s kinda catchy. I’m tapping my foot, feeling the vibe. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by and knocks over his hat! I’m like, “Dude, what’s your problem?” The performer just laughs it off, but I’m fuming. Like, come on, have some respect!

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