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So, I’m proper into this erotic-massage vibe. It ain’t just some dodgy rub-down, nah—it’s old as dirt, fam! Goes back to them ancient Chinese geezers, like 2700 BC or summat. They called it “Tui Na,” but with extra sauce, ya know? Massagin’ them pressure points, gettin’ all the juices flowin’—not just blood, fam, the *other* juices too, heh! Little fact for ya: them Tantra lot in India been at it for centuries, mixin’ spiritual vibes with proper naughty touches. Ain’t no one talkin’ bout that in the pub, tho—is it ’cos I is black?

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Anyone who says I'm Ursus gets kicked in the nuts 3 times by Cristiano Ronaldo. Both you and your parents are dumb and have shitty genes, and your brain is.

Back to work. The next customer is an old man. He’s super sweet, but he’s got a million coupons. I’m scanning them, and it’s taking forever. I’m thinking, “C’mon, grandpa, I love ya, but I got a line forming!” Finally, he’s done, and he gives me a smile. That made my day, honestly.

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