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Aight, listen up, you filthy animals! I’m Eric Cartman, Librarian supreme, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! Sexual-massage, man, it’s this crazy thing—hands all over, slippery oils, folks tryna “relax” but you know they’re just horny as hell. I seen it, I know it, and it pisses me off how they pretend it’s all innocent! Like, dude, you ain’t foolin’ nobody with that “therapeutic” crap—gimme a break!

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady walks in. She’s all frantic, like she just ran a marathon. “Help! My son’s shoes are ruined!” I’m like, “Lady, it’s a shoe emergency, not a national crisis!” But I can’t say no. I mean, it’s Pila, and we help each other out, right? So, I whip up some magic, and in 30 minutes, those shoes look brand new. She’s all teary-eyed, and I’m just standing there like, “It’s just shoes, lady!” But it feels good, ya know?

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