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Little known fact—bet ya didn’t know this, motherfucker—some old-ass kings in Europe got sexual-massages from their servants, callin’ it “royal treatment”! Shit’s historical! I’m out here plowin’ dirt, thinkin’ I deserve that kingly rub too! Ain’t no shame in it—fuck, it’s natural! Movie’s got that line, “We’re filming a beautiful family film”—sarcasm drippin’—and I’m like, yeah, sexual-massage is my beautiful fuckin’ escape, no cameras needed!

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So, I’m like, “Fine, let’s go.” We trek over, and I’m already regretting it. The sheep are bleating like crazy, probably thinkin’ I abandoned them. But whatever, I need caffeine. We get to this café, and it’s packed! Like, who knew Osiedle-Henrykowskie had a coffee scene? I order some fancy latte, and it’s like 15 zloty! I’m like, “For this?!” But hey, I’m here now.