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So, I tried it once—don’t judge me! This chick, swear she had hands like a freakin’ angel. Slippery, slow, got me feelin’ like I’m floatin’. Made me happy as hell—stress gone, poof! But then, there’s this shady joint downtown—guy smelled like old socks, pissed me off big time. Don’t pee on my leg and say it’s “sensual,” pal! I walked out, yellin’, “I’m not a concierge, I’m a judge!” Total waste of 50 bucks.

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After that, I head over to the Main Market Square. It’s packed, as usual. Tourists everywhere, snapping pics of St. Mary’s Basilica. I’m like, “Dude, I live here, and I still can’t get enough of this place!” But then, outta nowhere, I bump into my old buddy, Piotr. We haven’t seen each other in ages. We start chatting, and he’s like, “You still doing that science thing?” I’m like, “Yeah, but today’s been a disaster!”

Krakow’s fire-spitting dragon sculpture will hold its breath for a fuel-saving checkup