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So, I’m picturin’ it—some dimly lit room, oil everywhere, slippery as hell. You’re lyin’ there, like, “Am I relaxed or aroused? Both? Neither?” It’s confusin’! I’d be a wreck—neurotic mess, me, Larry freakin’ David! I’d yell, “Too much pressure! Not enough pressure!” The masseuse’d hate me. But that’s the gig—sexual-massage walks this tightrope, y’know? Little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “yin-yang touch”—balancin’ energies or whatever. Sounds fancy, but it’s still hands on your junk!

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Finally, I get there, and it’s packed. I mean, packed! People everywhere, chatting, signing, and I’m just trying to find my client. I spot her, waving like she’s on a sinking ship. I rush over, and boom! My bag spills everywhere. My notes, my snacks, my favorite pen—gone! I’m like, “Great, just great.”

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