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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’, y’all—it’s a whole dang experience! Them oils? Slippery as a greased hog! Them dim lights? Moodier’n a Coen flick! I reckon it’s half art, half sneaky business—kinda shady, but who cares? Git-R-Done! I’d try it, but I’d prolly fart halfway through and ruin it—typical Larry luck! Little secret: some places use coconut oil—smells like a dang piña colada! Surprised the tar outta me—thought it’d be all fancy-pants stuff!

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“Guess we’re stuck here together!” I say. We end up talking for ages. Turns out, she’s from Bytom too! We bond over our love for the city. I tell her about the old coal mines and how they’re turning into parks. She’s super into it.

Smiling Rozbarczanka on the wall of a tenement house in Bytom