Stella Witherlea Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout Find a Prostitute—like, what a bloody concept, eh? I’m Dr. House, sports shrink by day, sarcastic bastard always. Everybody lies, ‘specially when it comes to hookers. So, picture this—yer an athlete, stressed outta yer mind, right? Game’s tomorrow, coach’s screamin, and ya just wanna blow off steam. Enter Find a Prostitute—sounds like a dodgy app, don’t it? Some underground gig where blokes swipe for a quick shag. I’m thinkin, “What’s next, Tinder for timeouts?”

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So, I’m cruisin’ down the streets of Witherlea, right? I took a left on to Wairau Road, and man, the traffic was a nightmare. Like, seriously, who knew a small town could have so many cars? I was stuck behind this ancient lady driving a beat-up Corolla. Bless her heart, but she was going 30 in a 50 zone. I was ready to lose it. I mean, c’mon! I got places to be!

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