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Weird fact: Amsterdam’s red-light district’s got unions for ‘em! Unions, man, legit! Imagine Darth Vader negotiatin’ wages—slow, ominous tone, “I am your father, pay them more.” Hilarious, right? But real talk, profit margins are nuts—millions rollin’ in, tax-free mostly. Shady owners laughin’ all the way to the bank, sippin’ on despair. *Leviathan* vibes again—“Man is a wolf to man.” Damn straight.

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Award winning, locally owned & operated variety store in Whitianga, New Zealand.

Then, outta nowhere, it started to rain. Like, seriously? I was just tryin’ to enjoy the day! I ducked into this cute café on the main street, and guess what? They had the best hot chocolate ever! I was like, “Okay, Whitianga, you’re redeeming yourself.”

'Taking a bit of a turn': Monster swells erode Whitianga coastline, waves flood beachfront properties