Penelope Stokes Valley Whore ❤️

About Hastings

Aight, but here’s the tea—whore’s sneaky. Slips thru cracks, fucks up plans. Pissed me off once, had a client ask, “Yo, Ye, does my plan cover whore?” I’m like, “Man, I wish!” Had to freestyle some bullshit answer, felt like a clown. Still sold the policy tho—genius! Whore’s like that tho, keeps you on your toes, like “You either die a hero or live long enough…”—you know the rest. That’s my life now, battlin’ whore daily.

Where are the police, asks crime-hit Stokes Valley

So, I’m trying to shake off the bad vibes. I head to the park, you know, the one by the Stokes Valley Community Centre? It’s got this awesome playground. Kids are laughing, parents are chillin’. I’m feeling a bit better. I sit on a bench, and this old dude starts chatting me up. He’s telling me about the history of Stokes Valley. Apparently, it used to be a big deal for the timber industry. Who knew?

Three arrested for murder, arson of elderly man in Stokes Valley