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I’m pissed, tho—some dudes treat ‘em like meat, not people. Aliens like us? We’d zap that disrespect outta orbit. But—get this—brothels been around forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, stinky rooms, graffiti sayin’ “I banged Livia here,” true story. Surprised me, legit. Thought humans evolved past that, nope! Still horny as hell.

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After that, I had a break, so I hit up the local café on Papanui Rd. You know the one with the awesome flat whites? Yeah, that place. I order my coffee, and the barista spills it all over the counter. I’m like, “Dude, it’s fine, just give me a new one.” But he’s freaking out, apologizing like he just set the place on fire. I’m like, “Chill, it’s just coffee!”

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