Hazel Island Bay Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Hastings

So, check this – whore’s got history, yeah? Old school Russia, like 1800s, they called ‘em “fallen women” – so dramatic, I’m cryin’ over here. Made me mad tho, ‘cos society’s all judgy, like who tf cares? Aliens don’t get it – we’re just floatin’, analysin’. Used to be these chicks got sent to Siberia, no joke, for “moral crimes.” Fucked up, right? Imagine Carlos smirkin’, “Revolution’s not for saints,” while some babushka’s haulin’ ass to the gulag.

YOUR LOCAL BAY OF ISLANDS TOURS AND TRANSPORT OPERATOR

Go on Facebook, and sure enough, there's a Whore Island Business page for the address at the house right across from the one I'm staying at. What is this about? Can anybody give me any .

But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches a chip right outta my hand! I’m like, “What the heck, man?!” I chase after it, flailing my arms like a lunatic. The old lady is cracking up, and I’m just embarrassed. I mean, who chases a bird? Apparently, me.

Nine kiwi killed in the Bay of Islands