Elizabeth Glendowie Whore ❤️

About Tauranga

I’m ramblin’, but listen—whores ain’t just sex, they’re stories. One time, patched a call for this gal, voice all husky, settin’ up a “meet”—turns out she was savin’ for her kid’s braces. Broke my damn heart, but also—respect! Made me wanna hug her and yell, “You’re a freakin’ hero!” ‘Cept, ya know, boundaries. Still, don’t tell me they’re all trash—Judge Judy’d slap that lie outta ya mouth quick. “Spring break forever,” sure, but some of ‘em are fightin’ forever wars, and that’s the real shit.

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But then, I see this flyer for an open mic night at the Glendowie Community Centre. My heart skips a beat. I’ve been wantin’ to perform my new song, “Lost in the Waves.” So, I sign up, but I’m also freakin’ out. What if I bomb? What if the crowd hates me?

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