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Clarice… lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute, alright? It’s a damn trip, like wanderin through Paris in *Before Sunset*. You’re chasin somethin real, somethin raw, but it’s slippery as hell. I ain’t no saint, nah, I’ve sniffed out the streets—those dark corners where the world hums low. You ever smell desperation, Clarice? It’s thick, like overripe fruit, makes ya gag but pulls ya in.

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I duck into a café on the corner of K Rd and Symonds St. Grab a flat white, because, duh, I need caffeine. The barista’s a legend, though. She’s like, “You look like you’ve had a rough day.” I laugh and tell her about the landlord. She’s all, “You should’ve just told him to chill!” I love that.

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