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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just hands on skin. It’s got history, man! Back in ancient China, they called it “sensual touch therapy.” Supposed to balance your chi or whatever. Little known fact: emperors got it to “enhance vitality”—wink, wink! Fast forward, now it’s all shady parlors and neon signs. Kinda pisses me off, tho. Like, why’s it gotta be so sleazy? Can’t it just be chill?

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But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud commotion. I look over, and there’s a dude trying to sell his “magic” rocks. Like, seriously? Magic rocks? I’m standing there, half-laughing, half-rolling my eyes. He’s going on about how they’ll bring you good luck. I’m like, “Bro, I just need a job, not a rock!” But hey, to each their own, right?

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