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Last time I got one—dude, I was HAPPY, like jumpin’-outta-a-plane happy, muscles meltin’, stress evaporatin’. But once, this shady place tried overchargin’ me—$200 for 20 mins? Pissed me OFF, I’m like, “I risk my life for less, asshole!” Wanted to flip the table, but nah, kept it cool—barely. Surprised me how some spots are legit art, others just a front for sketchy crap. You gotta find the real deal, fam.

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Then, outta nowhere, this guy comes in. He’s got a backpack that looks like it’s been through a war zone. Seriously, it’s all torn up. He’s like, “Hey mate, do you have any maps?” I’m like, “Maps? You mean Google?” But I grab one from the rack anyway. Turns out he’s a hiker, just got back from some epic trek up Ben Lomond. I’m like, “Dude, you’re nuts! That climb is brutal!” But he’s all smiles, like he just conquered Everest or something.

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