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So, picture this—me, sprawled out, some chick’s hands kneadin’ my knots like she’s defusin’ me, motherfucker! It’s intense, like Staff Sergeant Will James dodgin’ death. I’m lyin’ there, half-naked, oil slicker than a politician’s lie, and she’s hittin’ spots I didn’t know existed! Little known fact—ancient Greeks used this shit for athletes, rubbin’ em down after wrestlin’. Bet they got hard-ons too, ha!

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“Hey, mate, you playin’?” he asks. I’m like, “Nah, just torturin’ my guitar for fun.” He laughs, but I’m not jokin’. Anyway, we start talkin’ about music, and he tells me he’s a producer. I’m thinkin’, “Great, maybe he can help me get my tunes out there.” But then he drops this bomb: “I only work with artists who have a million followers.” Ugh, seriously? I’m just tryin’ to make art here, not chase clout!

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