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Now, I’m thinkin’, raised eyebrow, “Know your role,” – if I ran a brothel, I’d be the king of the joint! Treat the ladies right, keep the vibes chill, maybe throw in a gym – gotta stay swole, ya dig? I’d be like, “You’re my life now,” straight outta *Blue*, ‘cept I’m sayin’ it to the cash stack, not some chick with blue hair. Surprised me, tho, when I heard ‘bout this one spot in Nevada – legal brothel, pullin’ $5 mil a year! Five. Freakin’. Million. That’s eyebrow-raisin’ money right there!

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Anyway, I finally get to the beach, and it’s packed. Families everywhere, kids screaming, and I’m just trying to find a spot to chill. I plop down on the sand, and guess what? A seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich. I mean, c’mon! I didn’t even get a chance to enjoy it. I’m like, “Hey, that’s my lunch, you feathered thief!” But the bird just looks at me like, “What you gonna do about it?”

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