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Yo, so sexual-massage, right? It’s wild, man. Like, you got hands kneading you, all sensual-like, and I’m sittin here thinkin—*“Revenge is good, right?”*—straight outta *Oldboy*. That movie’s my jam, twisted as hell. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin backs, nah, it’s some next-level shit. People be actin like it’s all innocent, but yo, it’s got history. Ancient Greeks were on it—called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for gettin freaky with oil. I’m like, damn, they knew what’s up.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Glendene’s Great North Road. Best flat whites in town, no cap. I’m sippin’ my coffee, and this dude walks in, right? He’s got a mullet that could rival a lion’s mane. I’m tryin’ not to laugh, but I can’t help it. I mean, who still rocks a mullet in 2023?

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