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About Hastings

Heya, pal! D’oh! Me, Homer Simpson, visitin’ proffesor, talkin’ bout brothels today. Picture this—me, watchin’ “Almost Famous,” best flick ever, Cameron Crowe’s a genius, right? “It’s all happenin’!” I yell, thinkin’ bout them wild ladies in a brothel. So, brothels, man, they’re like—whoa, old as dirt! Been around since ancient Rome, dudes payin’ for some “sweet lovin’”—crazy, huh?

Brothels: Sex in the suburbs

A $20 million hotel and an upmarket backpackers' are favoured options for a site that once housed one of Auckland's most colourful brothels.

Then I hit up the local park on Postman Road. It’s got this massive tree that’s like a hundred years old. I sit under it, just chillin’, when suddenly, a squirrel decides to join me. This little guy is bold! He’s eyeing my snack like he’s planning a heist. I’m like, “Dude, back off!” But he just stares at me, and I swear, we had a moment.

807 Dairy Flat Highway, Dairy Flat, Rodney